She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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