Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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