I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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