No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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