Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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