What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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