you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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