Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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