Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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