I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
