i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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