i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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