She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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