is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
My life is pants optional.
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