ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
