I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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