just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Randomize
