Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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