Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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