Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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