so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
jump out the window naked night went bad
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