I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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