he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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