there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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