Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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