using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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