Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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