4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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