Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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