i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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