Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize
