The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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