i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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