try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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