never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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