when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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