i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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