shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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