finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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