yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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