areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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