At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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