Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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