yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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