I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Randomize
