Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
