She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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