I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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