I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
it's great music for shaving your balls
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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