Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
