we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Randomize
