i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
