oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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