She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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