another moral hangover. fuck.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
